It’s being a long, dry, un-blogging season around these here parts.

I am, however, hopeful that this drought will come to an end. Lo, that we shall see the foreclosure of the… oh fuck it, never mind.

I have something for you. I warn you, however: it just might kill you. It nearly killed me. The important thing to know about the link I’m about to foist on your unsuspecting brain is that it is a thread, and it has many… many pages. You will get to the end of page 1 and go “ha ha, yeah, okay”, but your journey is not yet over.

You can stop after about halfway through page 3, though. It gets pretty thin after that.

Anyway, here.