It’s being a long, dry, un-blogging season around these here parts.
I am, however, hopeful that this drought will come to an end. Lo, that we shall see the foreclosure of the… oh fuck it, never mind.
I have something for you. I warn you, however: it just might kill you. It nearly killed me. The important thing to know about the link I’m about to foist on your unsuspecting brain is that it is a thread, and it has many… many pages. You will get to the end of page 1 and go “ha ha, yeah, okay”, but your journey is not yet over.
You can stop after about halfway through page 3, though. It gets pretty thin after that.