Is it just me… or is this whole Internet thing getting weirder and weirder by the minute? This here thing appears to be an aggregator for Blogs and RSS feeds. Which are, themselves, aggregators of news and events. In a way.

I must find a way to harness this strange and glowing power source. I will cast aside my malevolent nature, and turn my work towards the betterment of humanity! But, I will work in secret (in this here hollowed out volcano), and only reveal my work to the world when it is complete! For, truly, the fools in the World Above could never understand the greatness of my work before it was fully formed. Yes, YES!!