Everything, She Is A-Changin'

I'm going to make a concerted effort to get all the way through this post without being negative. I'm going to fail, but I'm gonna give it my all. I'm serious! Listen, no one hates reading bitching posts more than yours truly. When I'm a-surfin', and the word "rant" appears in a headline, that's enough for [...]

By |2017-11-25T06:30:36-08:00April 6th, 2008|Categories: Blog|5 Comments

Two Games Are Better Than Sleep

I'm sleepy. I'm sleepy because, against my better judgment (and, several agreements I've made with various powerful, more responsible people in my life), I've been staying up 'till midnight this week, playing this stupid game (on the 360, not the flash-based original masterpiece). By "stupid", I mean that N+ (or, N-game, if you prefer) is simply [...]

By |2017-11-25T06:30:36-08:00March 14th, 2008|Categories: Blog|1 Comment

MySims is Terrifying

I just got done watching my daughter (of 16 years) interacting with this crazy MySims game. Actually, "done" isn't quite the right phrase. I "fled". Even though it is technically redundant to use the phrase "let me explain" on a blog (as, of course, that is rather the entire point of the website), let me explain. [...]

By |2017-11-25T06:30:36-08:00March 11th, 2008|Categories: Blog|8 Comments

I've Been Watching Rome

Have you seen it? A delightful dramatization of what it might have been like, here and there, in Rome, during the clash between Pompeii and Ceasar (a clash that I had little if any prior knowledge of). It features: Sex Fornication Killing Politics Murder Sex Slaves Blood And that's not all. There's sex, too. Also, it's [...]

By |2017-11-25T06:30:36-08:00March 9th, 2008|Categories: Blog|1 Comment

A Time Of Darkness Comes

History (and a quick browse through the database of posts on this site) will show that I tend to publicly humiliate myself in blog form when I have something on my mind. Something... unpleasant, usually. Volume 1 of this blog (for example) could be summed up as "the darklord plays a lot of World of Warcraft, [...]

By |2017-11-25T06:30:36-08:00March 8th, 2008|Categories: Blog|1 Comment

hahahahahahaha THE POWER

I type these words to you on a very small keyboard, using only my thumbs. After what seems like an eternity of patience, the darklord has finally been granted an electronic leash. This particular lease has the monikor "Blackberry" emblazoned across the off-black plastic above the cute little color screen, but that's not really important. What [...]

By |2017-11-25T06:30:36-08:00June 18th, 2007|Categories: Blog|6 Comments

It's The End Of The World As We Know It

I know this is merely another in a long line of link-only lame-o posts. From my perspective, I see this as an improvement in the "no posts" situation of several weeks/months ago. It appears that the world is being taken over by zombies. This one's good. So's this one. This is suprisingly effective. This one's okay. [...]

By |2017-11-25T06:30:36-08:00June 13th, 2007|Categories: Blog|0 Comments

Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man

It's being a long, dry, un-blogging season around these here parts. I am, however, hopeful that this drought will come to an end. Lo, that we shall see the foreclosure of the... oh fuck it, never mind. I have something for you. I warn you, however: it just might kill you. It nearly killed me. The [...]

By |2017-11-25T06:30:36-08:00May 30th, 2007|Categories: Blog|1 Comment

I May Be Late To The Party Here

But that's cool. I'm okay with that. Here's the thing: I've been home sick for a few days, and this virus-induced deliruim has spawned in me a sudden, profound appreciation... ...for Weird Al. The thing that I love about this song is that I am almost certain that my White & Nerdy score is higher than [...]

By |2017-11-25T06:30:36-08:00April 19th, 2007|Categories: Blog|5 Comments

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.