I type these words to you on a very small keyboard, using only my thumbs.

After what seems like an eternity of patience, the darklord has finally been granted an electronic leash. This particular lease has the monikor “Blackberry” emblazoned across the off-black plastic above the cute little color screen, but that’s not really important. What is important is that I have web access, in my pocket.

I feel as though I have finally entered the 21st century. It’s nice to see you all here, I understand we have webs now?

Allow me to be disingenuous for a second and say that I’m not trying to brag about this.