Look, man, as much as we appreciate this post, it’s getting stale. We all know how fast these goddamn whippersnappers develop, and so the gap between what we’ve seen and what is true is widening.

Don’t think we’re not talking about it. We are. I have, in fact, fielded two “is he ever going to post more baby pictures?” requests in the past week, and I gotta tell ya, I’m a spin-doctor extraordinaire and I am having a hard time makin’ the case for ya.

Get. With. The. Program.