Bow Ninja & Monsters' Den

I’ve been mucking around under the hood this past week, making good on my recent threats to CHANGE EVERYTHING. It’s comin’!

But that’s not important right now. What is important is that Kongregate has determined, for once and for all, that I am a better Ninja than you. Or, perhaps more to the point, I am a cuter ninja than you.

The sounds he makes while climbing the grapple rope (SPOILERS!!!!!!111!1!!) are particularly nice.

“Yeah, okay, so that’s pretty cool,” you say, “but that’s not the very fucking game that the darklord himself once set out to write.

True dat. That’s this game. It actually stunned me, how like the dungeoncrawl I want to someday make this Monsters’ [sic] Den is. I mean, it’s almost like we both ripped our idea off from the same source.